omg taylor i can’t believe u
omg. that is totally fake. Taylor Swift would never say nigga..
Wednesday Jun 19 @ 10:42am with 33,853 notes
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
Wednesday Jun 19 @ 10:40am with 118,884 notes
im gonna use these, and have 50 wives
These are so perfect!
Wednesday Jun 19 @ 01:06am with 1,274 notes
this stuff tastes like heaven in a cube
Wednesday Jun 19 @ 01:05am with 2,538 notes
If u talk shit about shel siverstein I will fuck u up
Wednesday Jun 19 @ 01:05am with 111 notes
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Wednesday Jun 19 @ 01:05am with 101,137 notes
Vine needs to be stopped
Spitted my whole water out, fam.
Wednesday Jun 19 @ 01:04am with 34,894 notes
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
Wednesday Jun 19 @ 01:03am with 111,361 notes
first day at work. #nofilter #killme #tired my feet hurt sooo badly.
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 11:13pm with 0 notes
just one more episode episone eapison seapson season
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 02:06am with 34,386 notes