nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

(via istheskyblue)


Tuesday Apr 22 @ 09:24pm with 273,465 notes


eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

(via istheskyblue)


Tuesday Apr 22 @ 09:24pm with 38,412 notes


slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via cokeflow)


Tuesday Apr 22 @ 09:19pm with 157,966 notes


bigeisamazing:

bigeisamazing:

(Source: lame-god, via themostmetal)

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 09:18pm with 61,208 notes


I don’t want people to matter to me too much. Sometimes it hurts too much to think about them. Ones you love who don’t love you, ones who are dead or hate you, ones who you think about but never get to be with. I like people but when I get too close, it fucks me up and I can’t get things done. Henry Rollins  (via exoticwild)

(Source: in-finitus, via cokeflow)


Tuesday Apr 22 @ 09:17pm with 11,894 notes



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Tuesday Apr 22 @ 09:17pm with 136,849 notes



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Tuesday Apr 22 @ 09:16pm with 146,531 notes


drakefanclub:

Neato

drakefanclub:

Neato

(Source: wineandlinez, via broken-cds)

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 09:14pm with 87,204 notes



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Tuesday Apr 22 @ 09:14pm with 266,997 notes


framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

(via themostmetal)


Tuesday Apr 22 @ 09:11pm with 133,733 notes


niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via neon-vagina)


Monday Apr 21 @ 05:36am with 246,009 notes


martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

(via neon-vagina)

Monday Apr 21 @ 05:34am with 1,289 notes


thedoctorstwin:

cassfalling:

This is probably the hottest thing I have ever seen! He literally does all of that with one hand. 

i wanna learn how to do this

thedoctorstwin:

cassfalling:

This is probably the hottest thing I have ever seen! He literally does all of that with one hand. 

i wanna learn how to do this

Monday Apr 21 @ 05:32am with 13,446 notes


nikkixwinter:

Some times its extremely hard for me to believe that this is me. What I look like in the mirror to what I look in pictures just isn’t the same.

nikkixwinter:

Some times its extremely hard for me to believe that this is me. What I look like in the mirror to what I look in pictures just isn’t the same.

(via thedoctorstwin)

Monday Apr 21 @ 05:30am with 37 notes


bxllv:

if u dont like hickeys or ass grabbin we are a no

(via neon-vagina)


Monday Apr 21 @ 05:29am with 101,523 notes