During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry
Friday Dec 6 @ 11:37pm with 153,965 notes
Thursday Dec 5 @ 09:15pm with 65,942 notes
ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does
Thursday Dec 5 @ 09:12pm with 37,316 notes
reblogging your own selfie
Thursday Dec 5 @ 09:12pm with 30,326 notes
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
Thursday Dec 5 @ 09:06pm with 54,207 notes
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
Thursday Dec 5 @ 09:01pm with 60,262 notes
"I drink to forget about the time I waved at someone waving to the person behind me"
Thursday Dec 5 @ 04:13am with 21,832 notes
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
And purple hair and noserings and stretched ears and tattoos having wheelchair races in the nursing home sword fighting with our canes as rap plays on the golden oldies stations.
I call the wheelchair with gold rims ~
OH MY GOD. I have never thought of the fact that one day 2 chainz will be considered “oldies”.
Thursday Dec 5 @ 04:12am with 170,404 notes
this proves it - the netflix marketing team is run by a college senior
Thursday Dec 5 @ 04:11am with 116,599 notes
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET 20 THOUSAND NOTES
Thursday Dec 5 @ 04:09am with 180,653 notes