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How to Flirt
- smile
- wink
- use cheesy pick up lines
- gently stroke cheek
- slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
- drag to car
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child…
Anonymous asked: maybe the florida zombie will bite it off. its popular now these days =)
LOLwuuut?
i have ugly eyes…
