I find it kind of funny; I find it kind of sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
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ask. me. babies.

How to Flirt

  • smile
  • wink
  • use cheesy pick up lines
  • gently stroke cheek
  • slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
  • drag to car

(Source: wholewheat, via bewbies)

dthaddr:

ok

quarantine is real? ummmmm, never leaving my house…

dthaddr:

ok

quarantine is real? ummmmm, never leaving my house…

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babyminaj:

g0ku-son:

#me#cute#hipster

please stop this is not you this is not cute and this is not hipster

ommmg. will you be my new bestfriend..? ^

child…

child…

Anonymous asked: maybe the florida zombie will bite it off. its popular now these days =)

LOLwuuut?

i have ugly eyes…

i have ugly eyes…

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